Our car sporting the new 06 plate
It’s our second car’s turn to get its plate number changed to 06. Our appointment with the garage in Menton was at 8:10am and we arrived there just on time.
“Come back in an hour!” the Italian mechanic announced. Great! That gives us enough time to have breakfast in a cafe. We went off and walked by the main road leading to the sea and old town. We are purely and absolutely now getting fond of Menton! It has all what a desirably livable French town should be - the turquoise-blue sea, the mountains as a backdrop, the colours, the gardens, the fascinating architecture, the historic hilltop village, the chic crowd. Right, it seems to attract only the well-heeled and the chic type of tourists. We prefer it several times over than Nice which is the favorite destination of every budding Tom, Mr Dick and Sir Harry. Cannes doesn’t even come that close. That film festival town is too artificial and overrated.
Menton, in our minds, is definitely one of the most beautiful towns in the French Riviera!

A Mentonaise house

A commercial building in rue Albini
Palatial hotels, wealthy villas, huge traditional houses built along the craggy hills interspersed with the now blooming mimosas, cypress trees, palm trees. Frame the scenery with a blue sky and a blue sea and voila! you are in French paradise!
We were walking past an avenue of neatly trimmed orange trees, their plump orange fruits despite looking overripe for the picking, are just hanging there, nary a sign that they will ever be harvested. They are just purely decorative. They are there to form part of Menton’s garden landscape, to bolster what the town is known for: the citrus capital of France.

The orange trees that ornate Menton. The orange sculptor towering above the trees is part of the Fete du Citron (Lemon and Orange Festival) display that takes place every February, however, due to the vast amounts of citrons required for the festival which the town cannot possibly supply, they have to import the fruits from Spain.

The “orange” entrance to the lemon festival park. Too bad that the festivity was over when we got there!
We found a cafe some few hundred meters from the garage. The cafe crème and pain au chocolat were awesome! Just perfect to clinch our admiration of Menton, but it came with a price - 7.50euros! Oh well, nothing is cheap in France anymore!
The daily morning market beneath the railway bridge was on. It is not the typical open air market since we didn’t notice any cheese nor charcuterie kiosk, just the usual stalls of plants-in-season, fruits and vegetables plus a fish stand. Looking at the prices, we would pay more for a kilo of sole than an Easyjet flight from Nice to Paris! But seafoods always cost an arm and a leg in France so that doesn’t surprise us.
We walked back to the garage. We were excitedly looking forward to seeing the plate 06 already fitted in the car. Getting back to using the Alpes-Maritimes plate gives us a certain pride…a confirmation of our Cote d’Azur sense of belonging!
The mechanic was interestingly chatty but he is one heck of a car engine expert. He knows cars like the back of his hands. Take it from the Italians who live and breathe cars (unless they are busy flirting and extolling their macho virtues). H echoes the famous saying, “the car symbolizes their (Italians’) p&nis!”.
And just when we are already contemplating giving our Renault Safrane a ceremonial trip to the junkyard in less than 2 years’ time for approaching the 300,000 km mark comes this engine virtuoso’s timely advice that this car could easily run tens of thousands of kilometers more, and if we task him to sell it for us, it will get snapped up quickly! It is a car model known for its road durability and efficiency hence a most-sought after! The cars of today, even if you buy them brand new, after 40,000 km on the road, will start manifesting engine troubles that you will find yourself taking it for repair every six months on end!
“No, don’t give up your car yet. It will still give you more years of reliable service. Just keep driving them at a regular rotating speed, that will allow the engine to self-clean and thus extend its life.” (or something to that effect… I am as a car moron as the next person but I am trying my best to relate what was said by Mr Italian mechanic). “And driving in the autoroute at long distances is the best way to do it.” That, incidentally, is what we are already doing because of H’s constant job relocation and, between his work travels, come our holiday travelling to different cities of Europe, a part of our life that will remain constant, so we do need a truly reliable car.
Gosh, how he talks with authority! That even though the bill came to a whooping 100euros (new plates at 42euros and oil change at58euros), I wanted with utmost sense of gratitude dab his grease and soot-tempered hands with kisses and joyful tears for waking us up over an aging and erroneous judgment against the Safrane. If not for this dear Italian p&nis err…car mechanic, we would definitely be waving goodbye to our old baby, our mobile home, our Jack-of-all-uses! But we have all the more a reason to celebrate today…it is now sporting a 06!
(Note: 06 refers to the Department of the Alpes-Maritimes or Cote d’Azur. Our previous car plate ends in 83 which is the Department of the Var. Owing to the sale of our house in the Var and our consequent relocation to the Cote d’Azur, our car plates have to be changed accordingly. Just as soon as the change of address is effected at the Motor Section of the Prefecture, we have two days to get new car plates fitted in the car.)
Menton, the garden town, the pearl of France. It borders Italy, Monaco and Nice. It is situated at the edge of the Mediterranean sea on one side and the foot of the Alps on the other. Warm and lively colours, subtropical vegetation, the sun shines more than 300 days a year. Famous for its annual lemon parade (February)